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zorg mercenary
Zorg mercenary
a zorg mercenary

height

4 ft.

weight

170 lbs.

weapons

laser gun

The Zorg Mercenary is a bipedal, skinless lizard-like creature. It's people, the Zorg, managed to create a large interstellar empire. After conquering enough planets, they decided to take a very long break by sunbathing from 10AM-4PM. The amount of sunbathing eventually caused their skin to fall off. After their disastrous vacation, Mental hired huge numbers of them and imported them from an unknown universe to act as disposable grunts.

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